THE HUMBLING LIST
THINGS YA MUTHA
WAS RIGHT ABOUT
You fought her on every one of these. She was right every time.
"Bring a jacket."
THE FULL CONFESSION
Every single one. Read 'em and weep, ya stubborn miracle.
№ 1
"Bring a jacket."
№ 2
"Don't go grocery shoppin' hungry."
№ 3
"That friend was no good."
№ 4
"You do feel better after cleanin' ya room."
№ 5
"Nothin' good happens after 2 AM."
№ 6
"You should've eaten before you left."
№ 7
"You needed sleep, not a new life plan."
№ 8
"The cheap version breaks faster."
№ 9
"You were makin' that face."
№ 10
"You did have food at home."
№ 11
"Drink some watah, you'll feel better."
№ 12
"Write it down or you'll forget."
№ 13
"Say thank you. It costs nothin'."
№ 14
"Don't text it, call. It's faster."
№ 15
"Wear the comfortable shoes."
№ 16
"It can wait until morning."
№ 17
"They'll respect you more if you wait."
№ 18
"Always carry a little cash."
№ 19
"Measure twice. Cut once."
№ 20
"Just be yaself. Honestly. That was it."
SO… MAYBE CALL HER?
Tell her she was right. It'll make her whole decade. She won't even say "I told ya so." Much.
☎ Call Ya Mutha