THE FINE PRINT
PRIVACY, PLAIN & SIMPLE
We're a goofy little website about callin' ya mutha. We collect about as little as humanly possible, and we don't sell ya information to anybody. Here's the honest rundown.
WHAT WE DON'T DO
- ★ No accounts. No passwords. Nothin' to log into.
- ★ We don't sell or rent ya data. Ever. That's gross.
- ★ The "write what you wish you could say" box on the Can't Call Ya Mutha page saves nothing. It never leaves ya browser. Close the tab and it's gone for good.
WHAT WE MIGHT COLLECT
Basic, anonymous traffic numbers (like how many folks visited a page) so we know what's workin'. Nothin' that identifies you personally. If you click a link out to another site, that site does its own thing under its own rules.
AFFILIATE LINKS (THE HUSTLE)
Some links — mostly the gift ideas — are affiliate links. If ya buy somethin' after clickin' one, we might earn a small commission, at no extra cost to you. That's it. That's the whole hustle. It helps keep the lights on and the Pidge in coffee.
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.
OTHER FOLKS' SITES
When you head off to a partner (Amazon, a flower shop, our merch store, a payment page), you're in their house now — they've got their own privacy policies. Give 'em a read if you're curious.
QUESTIONS?
Holler at hello@loveyamutha.com. We're nice. Mostly.
We'll update this if anything changes. No funny business.