CALL YA MUTHA WEAR A JACKET TEXT THE PERSON BACK EAT SOMETHIN' YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS DID YA EAT? DID YA SLEEP? SAY THE THING. SAY IT NOW. CALL YA MUTHA WEAR A JACKET TEXT THE PERSON BACK EAT SOMETHIN' YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS DID YA EAT? DID YA SLEEP? SAY THE THING. SAY IT NOW. CALL YA MUTHA WEAR A JACKET TEXT THE PERSON BACK EAT SOMETHIN' YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS DID YA EAT? DID YA SLEEP? SAY THE THING. SAY IT NOW.

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LOVE
YA
MUTHA!!

She gave you life. You gave her gray hair. Call her.

Life's hard. Take a breath. Stop bein' a jerk to yaself. This is the internet's loudest reminder that you're probably doin' better than you think.

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MUTHA PIDGE

"ay — you good?"

TODAY'S WISDOM:

"Eat somethin'. Half ya problems are blood sugar."

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"Get up. Eat somethin'. You're not done yet. Love ya, mutha."

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