THE BIG GOOFY BUTTON
CALL YA MUTHA
Don't make it weird. Just say, "Hey, I was thinkin' about you." Boom. Humanity restored.
FOR WHEN YOU FREEZE UP
SAY ONE OF THESE.
"Hey Ma, I was thinkin' about you."
"I appreciate everything you did for me."
"I know I was a pain. Thanks for not returnin' me."
"Love you, Ma."
"You raised me right. I should say it more."
"No, nothin's wrong. I just wanted to say hi."
MUTHA FACTS
JUST IN CASE YA FORGOT.
- ★She once cleaned somethin' off you that no human should have to clean.
- ★She kept ya macaroni art like it belonged in the Louvre.
- ★She answered the phone even when you only called because you needed somethin'.
- ★She worried about you before you even knew what worry was.
- ★She remembers ya favorite meal. Ya don't even remember hers.
- ★She lost sleep so you could sleep through the night.
CAN'T CALL YA MUTHA?
Call ya pop. Call ya grandma. Call ya auntie. Call the person who loved you before you had ya act together. Somebody out there is waitin'.
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